Monthly Archives: March 2012

Girl Realizes She’s Wasting Her Life in a Scoreless Sport and Takes it Out on Nearest Girl…

Yahoo Sports – It seemed to come out of nowhere. In the midst of a tight South Carolina girls soccer match between two area rivals, a player fell after a seemingly innocuous foul. While most anticipated that she would calmly more »

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If You’ve Run Out of Excuses at Work…

I gotta say, I gave this plan some serious thought. Then I turned over in bed, and realized I’m two moisturizers short of being a “metro”. Silly kid, I don’t own a table saw. Reuters – an unemployed Austrian man more »

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Susan Boyle 2.0. Don’t Judge a Book by it’s Cover…Jonathan Antoine & Charlotte

Speaks for itself.

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For When You’re Sitting Around the Dinner Table With the Family Tonight…

Remember when you’d gather around the feast that was family dinner, and everyone would take turns telling the other members what they learned that day? Invariably the answer was always, “Nothing, I didn’t learn anything at school today.” Yeah, yeah, more »

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It’s Approved. You Can Safely Go Back to Hitting the Amish Again (Who’s Gonna See That Inch-Wide Tape?)

FRANKFORT, KY. — A bill to provide an alternative for Amish buggy drivers who object to using bright safety triangles on their vehicles was approved Tuesday by the House and is headed to Gov. Steve Beshear. Senate Bill 75 was more »

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Call Your Broker, And Get Out. OctoMom’s Porn Shares (XXX) Are Plummeting.

I started buying anything and everything before the topless shoot, but now, I’m screwed (and not in a good way). Pre-market not looking good, and I’m stuck in these crap, droopy boobed, no hardcore shares. I just called my broker more »

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