6 Seconds After The Jets Traded For Tebow…Rex Ryan, “Tebowed”

Good god….This is going to be a long season….a season that doesn’t even start ’til September. Why don’t they just announce he’s the starter now, concede that they’re going 6-10, and we can all move on.

Why did Tebow have to go to the East Coast? Here’s the Sportscenter schedule for the next 10 months:

Yankees: Who’s their new bat boy?
Tebow…should he start? The preseason?
Are the Red Sox good enough to win 6 Championships in the next 5 years?
Jeremy Lin “tebowing” at MSG, crowd erupts. God appears; he looked like Brady.
Contraction? Maybe two divisions in baseball?: East: Yankees, More East: Boston
Joe Namath video surfaces of him drunk and calling Tebow the devil.

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