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Why Can’t Real Forecasts Be Like This?

fake weather report

 

Get me this guy for my local weather forecasts. Seriously, what are you gonna miss if your local station just put this type of stuff on? We all get the weather from our smartphones anyway. Just put this schtick on instead, at least we’d all laugh. It’s basically 100 degrees everywhere. We get it. I’d rather be told a global super storm is coming and not to bother sleeping coyotes.

“Godzilla Wednesday. I’ll be honest, no idea what’s going to happen on that day.”

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Blind Dog and His Pal

blind dog, no eyes

I don’t know the background of these dogs, but it doesn’t really matter. Message conveyed.

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“Facebook Posts”

funny facebook posts

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I’m Gonna Take My Robe Off!

take my robe off, I'm gonna take my robe off

 

I have no idea what this is. Probably just part of Armageddon. Whatever it is, I’m very upset with the woman at the :27 mark. Get into it for god’s sake.

I guess the bigger question is, “Why did the video stop?” What happened in that church that day?

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Woman From 1955 Calls Sacramento River Cats About Manny Ramirez’s Hair

manny phone call

 

This is awesome. Right from the opening line. “I’m a viewer of television”. I’d actually doubt that claim right there. I don’t even think television has been invented in her world. This woman blames nearly everything, but save maybe Iran-Contra, on dreads.

I took the liberty of summing up the ending of her call…..

“So, to conclude, as I have to have dinner ready in a few minutes for my husband that works down at the plant. I wish everyone was white with short hair, and I just wish the Nazis were here to help the Sacramento River Cat’s organization. Praise Jesus, and God bless our troops in Korea.”

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12 Red-Card Soccer (Futbol) Fight…

brazil soccer fight, 12 red cards
[Warning: You just passed the best part of this post]

BRIGAS,EXPULSÕES e FIM de JOGO por FALTA de JOGADORES(Bom Dia Brasil 11/06/12)

Outside of “Brasil” and the date, I have no idea what the above line means, but it was part of the YouTube explanation. Figured it’s important for the Portuguese Hound readers, which if my analytics are correct numbers something like .6 of a Portuguese or Brazilian person.

Here’s the big brawl. It’s pretty much what you’d expect from the toughest characters sports has to offer. A lot of flailing, running away, kicking, and some fake injuries…

12 red cards and 3 people touched. This is the pussiest fight I’ve seen since tomorrow’s soccer fight.

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