Get me this guy for my local weather forecasts. Seriously, what are you gonna miss if your local station just put this type of stuff on? We all get the weather from our smartphones anyway. Just put this schtick on instead, at least we’d all laugh. It’s basically 100 degrees everywhere. We get it. I’d rather be told a global super storm is coming and not to bother sleeping coyotes.
“Godzilla Wednesday. I’ll be honest, no idea what’s going to happen on that day.”
This is awesome. Right from the opening line. “I’m a viewer of television”. I’d actually doubt that claim right there. I don’t even think television has been invented in her world. This woman blames nearly everything, but save maybe Iran-Contra, on dreads.
I took the liberty of summing up the ending of her call…..
“So, to conclude, as I have to have dinner ready in a few minutes for my husband that works down at the plant. I wish everyone was white with short hair, and I just wish the Nazis were here to help the Sacramento River Cat’s organization. Praise Jesus, and God bless our troops in Korea.”
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BRIGAS,EXPULSÕES e FIM de JOGO por FALTA de JOGADORES(Bom Dia Brasil 11/06/12)
Outside of “Brasil” and the date, I have no idea what the above line means, but it was part of the YouTube explanation. Figured it’s important for the Portuguese Hound readers, which if my analytics are correct numbers something like .6 of a Portuguese or Brazilian person.
Here’s the big brawl. It’s pretty much what you’d expect from the toughest characters sports has to offer. A lot of flailing, running away, kicking, and some fake injuries…
12 red cards and 3 people touched. This is the pussiest fight I’ve seen since tomorrow’s soccer fight.