When I get through with him
Would you harm a member of your family if it meant you were able to harm Adam Levine the same amount?
Scenario
It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. You finally get to give Adam Levine what’s coming to him. You get to harm him. Finally, after years of punishing society with his saccharine sweet brand annoy-pop you can smash his stupid handsome face. You can make it so that he can no longer move like Jagger. Maybe you just want to make it so that he can no longer use a payphone because he doesn’t have ears anymore. Or maybe you just want to cut his face. It doesn’t have to be severe or debilitating, maybe you just want to poke him in the eye, trip him, or kick him in the balls.
Here’s the catch, whatever you do to Mr. Levine you have to do to a member of your family. A stab for a stab, a maim for a maim, an eye poke for an eye poke, the choice is yours. You can choose the family member. Maybe you have some scores to settle. Maybe you’re mad over too many years of the wrong uncle taking thirds of pumpkin pie. Maybe you have a cousin that would look better missing part of their nose. Maybe, just maybe you love “Moves like Jagger” and you just want to give him a hug and grandma looks like she could also use a hug. The choice is yours.
So, who’s getting hurt?
