The Figurative Kick to the Groin…

guy given wrong number

This happened to me once, but it was far before anyone knew what a text was. I couldn’t believe she gave me the wrong fax number.

Anyway, I got some office number from a girl instead of her actual digits. Little naive Hound, I still asked for her at the office. They obviously had no idea who I was looking for. I explained. I was at the park, she was great. Okay, the last part is made up, but I did ask the office receptionist if the girl worked there cause I’m a moron and thought she left me her work number.

When you’re given that wrong number, it’s certainly a time of reflection for guys, and that’s putting it lightly. You look at your guns, your clothes, your penis, and you just wonder if she was blind.

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