Why Can’t Real Forecasts Be Like This?

fake weather report

 

Get me this guy for my local weather forecasts. Seriously, what are you gonna miss if your local station just put this type of stuff on? We all get the weather from our smartphones anyway. Just put this schtick on instead, at least we’d all laugh. It’s basically 100 degrees everywhere. We get it. I’d rather be told a global super storm is coming and not to bother sleeping coyotes.

“Godzilla Wednesday. I’ll be honest, no idea what’s going to happen on that day.”

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